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Ask a toad what he thinks is beautiful and he will no doubt answer that it is a female with to large bulging eyes perched on top of her little slimy head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly and a brown back. who could argue with him. 51 Born to live in open savannah, among tall wavering grasses and under the hot sun, the tiger is encaged in a utilitarian zoo. Industrial ceramic washable tiles and a barren polished cement floor. Can you comprehend the crushing insensitivity of the grey bureaucrats which condemns a wild animal to live in this fucking monstrous environment. 50 Among the many characteristics which have been identified as peculiar to the human species - language, laughter, politics, love and cruelty - the one which is often overlooked is the capacity to be delighted and diverted by the exercise of the senses. Although these systems were evolved to furnish relaible knowledge of the external world, man is unique in exploiting them for sheer enjoyment. In fact a large proportion of his energy and ingenuity is pent on re-arranging the external world for for the express purpose of providing communities which live on the margin of subsistence, scare resources of time and energy are deicated to the pleasures derived from decoration and ornament, and in more devloped societies the amount of labour devoted to such provisions is taken to be one of the most significant measures of its civilisation. 49 The brain is wider than the sky, For put them side by side, the one the other will include with ease, and you beside. The brain is deeper than the sea, For, hold them clue to clue, The one the other will absorb, As sponges, buckets do. The brain is just the weight of God, For lift them pound for pound, And they will differ, if they do, As syllable from sound. 48 All the best to Kirstie and Garry Holmes on the birth of their baby boy. Jake arrived 9 days early and weighs 9lbs 8oz. 47 Congratulations Kev and Sue on the birth of Emma Rose Exley on Friday 14th September 2007. 46 Living in the South and loving it. But I want you all to know how much I miss you...Mum,Dad...sisters and brother...nephews, nieces...b-inlaws, s-inlaw...I love you all. 45 Once upon a time there was a girl called Yasamin who woke up and decided that life was good and so she sat up in bed, cried, and said "Thank you", to whoever happened to be listening. 44 Dont be mad uncle Wayne, the creative process takes a while, to satisfy you for now though - I cant wait to be back in Yorkshire!! Uni is seriously hard bucky bingo is working me harder and I miss and love you all loads x 43 This entry is in memory of the 56 supporters who lost their lives 11th May 1985 when fire engulfed Bradford City Football Stadium. I was at the time sat at home watching TV when news broke of the incident, the scenes that followed will stay with me forever. Praise also goes to the supporters and emergency services whose courageous efforts to save lives was to say the least heroic. 42 Give yourself over, to absolute pleasure.
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
EROTIC nightmares, beyond any measure.
And sensual daydreams, to treasure, forever. 41 I work with a guy called Maureen who's interested in the A23, Corvettes & IKEA and he's a real fun guy to be with. 40 Why do I despise Manchester United so much? Is it the Scottish toss pot SIR Alex who talks bollocks everytime he opens his gob? Is it Gary Neville the famous scouse hater? Is it Ronaldo who everyone would love to smack in the teeth (along with Alan Smith)? Or is it the ‘prawn sandwich eating’ supporters who come from far and wide to sing stupid songs at the theatre of nightmares. Its not because of their success, no, I dont begrudge them that, I admire the way they have built their successful team of the 90s from the youth acadamy. I just fucking hate them! 39 One day i woke up and had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and i was sad 38 my name is kamen i have a hard life i have thing wrong with me i have a dad who dosent live with me and i have some happy times with my mate daniel we have r8 laughs we just always do things together we are the best of freinds and while i am writing this i am on the phone to him. 37 It's April 2007 and a new extrasolar planet has just been found that could possibly harbour life!! Will 2007 be the last year in which mankind thinks they are alone in the universe? 36 My nephew Jacob Beaumont was born on 27th October 1994 with an hair lip and cleft palate. On Tuesday 3rd April he had his 5th operation to repair the problem which involved moving a piece of bone from his hip to the roof of his mouth. He did not complain once, he just got on with it ... what a guy! Well done Jakey you are a star and I love you - all the best matey. 35 I wanted to put in one of my dear old mum's favourite sayings and decided on this one - 'Bollocks I might be dead tomorrow'. God I love my mum 34 when life is hard, don´t worry to much, becouse when you hit the bottom the only way is up. 33 Woof Woof, GGRRRRR, Scamp, the worlds greatest dog. NOT Benson. 32 It's my 12th birthday on 10th May 2007 and i cannot wait. I'm hoping for a nomatation braclet and nomanation charms a nintendo wii and some games. 31 If my life was a bag of nuts, I would crack onto the brazilian. make a monkey out of myself doing so, pine wildly as she kicked me in the walnuts, for taking the pistachio out of her marc almond collection! And I have a cold, Cashew!! bless you!! 30 My object in these pages is to show that plagarism will soon be a thing of the past, a matter of history; that we even now stand at its death-bed, while its friends are solicitous only to secure for it a decent burial. 29 1 chicken tikka korma. 1 garlic naan for louise. mushroom bhaji. king prawn butterfly. onion bhaji. egg pilau. 1 plain naan. 1 chicken malayan. Magic 28 " .. did you know that GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH cracked open to reveal its hidden secret, gives us HUGE BERSERK REBEL WARTHOG?" .... Robert Anton Wilson. 27 "...I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen F. Roberts 26 If everyone was as smart as me, I would need to find humor in my own stupidity. 25 The walking dead filled the streets at dawn. 24 ELITECRUISERS!! 23 As will all who write. It will be forgotten. Bits, pieces, will drift and disappear. Except, of course, for me. I will... I will... Live. 22 wishing for things he knows he can't get today, waking up tomorro in another life, why does it always have to be this way, why can't he just get what he wants this time. he dreams of the good life at night, but only wakes up scared. living in someone else's life 21 Si j'avais été Dieu, je serais parti vivre en papouasie. D'ailleurs il doit y être. Car c'est vachement bien quand même la papouasie. 20 A strange man with wings and glass-colored eyes walked into our town. Without speaking, he told us many things. As soon as the words came, they were forgotten, and yet, we knew we were bound by them. Whatever he had advised, whatever he commanded, we would abide, unconditional, believing these choices to be our own. And he continued down the road and out of town, and he was forgotten. 19 I will love you Jo untill the day I die, HOORAY FOR SOPPY LOVE! 18 Remember: Even if you win in the rat race, you are still a rat! 17 I have been off work after an op for too long, I miss my work colleagues, I love my job and I can't wait to get back there is only so much daytime tv you can put upo with! 16 Bruce Lee once said “using no way as a way, using no limitations as a limitation.” whats all that about then? 15 I am glad to be in the company of talented friends like Craig. I miss my beloved UK and the friends I have there. There are great words there like 'shag' and 'bollocks' and 'fanny.' Of course to me, the last one is not a bad word. Fanny, fanny, FANNY!! So there!!! 14 Here is a shout out to all my Funky Friends at Penistone Grammar Lauren Barrett, Tessa Carr, Harriet Southen, Ashleigh Barker, Amy Priestley, Gini Simpson, Annabelle Donwes, Megan Williams, Sophine Doree and Rhianna Banford...Go Girls!!! 13 Chronic procrastination. What's that about. Is it my lifestyle? lMaybe a maladaptive one. Does it affect your life as it does mine? I don't pay bills on time. I miss endless opportunities for buying tickets to concerts and other shit There is a loophole that should be taken advantage of to get all my bank charges back. Will I do it? maybe later? Income tax returns late. £100 fine! Xmas Shopping on Dec 24th. Birthday cards bought but posted late. Will I do something about it? Someday!! 12 A poem for my mum helen on mothers day. This box contains a special gift that you can never see. The reason it's so special is it's just to you from me. Whenever you are lonely or ever feeling blue, you only have to hold this box and know i think of you. You can never unwrap it, please leave the ribbon tied, just hold this box close to your heart its filled with love inside. I love you mum. Daniel aged 10. 11 The following line was scrawled on the back of a dirty van on the way into work this morning "I don't need sat nav, I just listen to the voices in my head", the driver was clearly lost, I guess the voices must have been arguing over directions :-) 10 Creator, there is an irony in you looking forward to being safely guarded by bars when only a few years ago I remember it was the bars that needed to be guarded from you! To the past in Shrewsbury and to the future with Jaws in South Africa. 9 I would like to make my football team to be the first mentioned in this book. Barnsley FC. Come on you reds! 8 trfdfghjk.dfsdsfd.otdsjfkhgjhffdtfffyt,.kziiovffd..grrrrrrrr! Benson - the worlds greatest dog 7 i would like to congratulate myself on getting a hole in one at woodhall spa golf club on 14th february 2007 ,5th hole 135 yards 9iron into a little breeze ,playing partners nathan stainfield and my great friend simon galbraith.,i believe the odds are 8,000-1 6 I would like to wish all
involved with the creation of this book the very best of Luck, what a brilliant idea. Love to everyone. 5 What better way to let my husband know how much i love him and how proud i am to be his wife. This is for you David Exley. 4 On My 40th Birthday, I have one ambition to strike off my list, That is to swim with a mahoosive great white shark whilst being safely guarded by a few iron bars. This is a big task for me as I have only just managed to scuba dive without having a panic attack.I hope to do this. No, I will do this in South Africa, Well, off the coast of South Africa in the sea. Not likely to come across one in the street am I! Bring it on! And if you read this, you will be joining me Mr Russell Kanhai!!! 3 Congratulations to my old mate Tim Oxburgh on the birth of his twins. (Well done to his wife Sarah as well!) 2 First sentence reserved 1
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